DAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYUUUUUMMMMMMMMM

Crazy commissions where I work at. $375 bonus for meeting quota, average of $20 per item sold.  Some dude commission'd like $130, so in addition to minimum wage, he averaged 23.50 an hour.  And that was off one sale.   DDDDAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYUUUMMMMM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynfk7izWNE8

Speaking of sex machines, it's time to check up on my craigslist fuckbuddy.  Hey, she may not be pretty, but she's clean and free.  Better than my fingers, amirite guise?  FML.  Wait, am I a lesbian?  =_=

Edit: ho, fucking shit.  Goddamn awesome.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tfNhL_R_rI