FOLLOWING MY OWN BLOG? SERIOUSLY?

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WHAT KIND OF GAY RETARDED SHIT SELF-FORKING FORK OF NUTSACK FORK IS THIS GARBAGE MALLOC LOOP INFINITELY COCKS MUDFIST FACE IS BALLSAGNE KITTENPUNCHING SLUT BRITNEY

fuck i miss my friends

FUCK I'M TIRED; GREAT TIME TO POST DRIVEL

yeah, you thought there'd be content, didn't you?  DUMMY HEAD
IBM racetrack memory?  moar like vas deferens memory.  junk queues up and then you squirt it out.  for maximum efficiency.  SEEK THIS, MOTHERFUCKER  ~~c:::mm::3

oh yeah, Kroger/Marsh

they got this fucking shit called:

Natural Selects
Veggie Chips

i'm thinkin
"wow.  veggie chips.  these are pretty good.  wait a second, potatoes are vegetables"
then i look at the ingredients.

first of all, motherfucker, uh
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there's nothing natural about potato chips
that's like saying baking soda is all natural because all of its constituent ingredients occurs naturally in rocks and then is stripmined and sent to a fucking refinery or whatever
motherfucker, unless these chips come out the ground like this, this shit ain't fuckin' "  natural" 
ok
and
second

vodka: made from the finest distilled veggie. 
it's not potato soup, it's veggie soup.
eat your steak and veggie.

point is, you cunt, that you can't FUCK YOU
ok i spent all my care and effort on this article on formatting instead of context and now i've run out of effort and care so
yeah
like
go play with your neighbors' cunt/dick/balls/asshole

fuck, man.

so yeah.  i got like 2 hours of sleep yesterday.  well, yeah
instead of monday night i slept tuesday morning for 2 hours
and now it's all wednesday and shit
and i still haven't slept

but anyway i was thinking
that wired guy
ok so you make a movie
the wired guy sells out assange
and then later gets on tv and is like
I HOLD OUT ON THIS INFO BUT NO MORE
NOW IMMA TAKE THIS MONEY AND SPLIT IT WITH ASSANGE
***brofist***

doin' it for the lulz
and then credits roll
then a disco ball drops and everyone starts projectile vomiting

4charnks down 4dicks up

the butt
the dickbutt
naw, dawg
CAN IT BE TRUE MOOT?  R WE DDOS FROM VISA/MASTERCARD EVERYWHERE I WANT TO BE??//////////
naw, dawg
yeah dawg
someone on okcupid lookin for casual encounters dawg
doin better than craigslist dawg
go balls deep into that pancreas dawg

wahts dis 
http://unidef.net/index.html dawg?

whois dat dawg
OK NIGGA
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ballsacks and vampires, dawg

WELL, FUCK. BLOG. AM I LATE GUYS?????/////////

Really this is a replacement to Livejournal.  I'm cool.  I'm hip.  I'm with the times.

No, and fucking shit.  I just need someplace to dump shit and sort through the mess later. 


If you like it, good for you.  If not, fuck you you wasted your time.  OH LOOK AT ME CLEVER I USED TEH STRIKETHRJAS;LFKJ DURRR HURRR
 
too sober for this shit, amirite?

• all right, so... yeah.  and why the fuck is this piece of shit like autosaving every time i hit enter?  
• stupid
• fuck

1. ballsacks
2. poop
3. youtube

• stupid sfuck

1. ballsackspoopyoutube

• satls;kj lk;j;lk

1. mem ov;lkjer

Segmentation fault, core dumped.