"wow. veggie chips. these are pretty good. wait a second, potatoes are vegetables"
then i look at the ingredients.
first of all, motherfucker, uh
there's nothing natural about potato chips
that's like saying baking soda is all natural because all of its constituent ingredients occurs naturally in rocks and then is stripmined and sent to a fucking refinery or whatever
motherfucker, unless these chips come out the ground like this, this shit ain't fuckin' " natural"
vodka: made from the finest distilled veggie.
it's not potato soup, it's veggie soup.
eat your steak and veggie.
point is, you cunt, that
ok i spent all my care and effort on this article on formatting instead of context and now i've run out of effort and care so
go play with your neighbors' cunt/dick/balls/asshole